Rekreasi Minda bersama Cikgu…

14 09 2006

Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Pupil      : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil      : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.

Teacher : “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Pupil      : “A teacher”.

Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam      : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam      : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam      : “She’s a woman”.

Teacher : “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be
Student : “Brotherly love”.

Teacher : “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
Sam      : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook”.

Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
Student  : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”

Teacher : ” George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
Student: ” Because George still had the axe in is hand.”




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